Saturday, July 3, 2010

Donna's Miserable Life - Parts VIII

Why You Don't Leave the Microwave Unattended

As if you all haven't had enough of my stories today, here's one more (well, two more, but they're connected).

Dayna and I went through a rough patch a few years ago. Life was tough, we had lots of stress, and we just couldn't handle it anymore. One afternoon as I went for a nap, I figured, "She's 12, she'll be ok for an hour." Boy was I wrong. I woke up to the smell of smoke, jumped out of bed, and proceeded to panic!

As I reached the kitchen, there's my daughter standing at the microwave. There was smoke. The smoke alarms were screaming their warning. I asked what she did. She explained she was making bacon. I said it wasn't working!

I opened the microwave and the paper plate of a whole pound of bacon burst into flames! With a little quick thinking I grabbed it and dashed out the back door. I threw the plate down in a puddle from the morning's rain! Whew! One point for Momma.

About a month later, I needed to return Library books. If anyone knows my daughter, they know she reads! A lot! The girl can go through 7 books in like 4-5 days, if they're Manga's she can go through 4 in one day! I asked Dayna if she'd like to come with me. She said no. I left her home while I went about 4 miles to the library.

When I returned home, I walked in the back door and smelled burnt stuff. All the windows were open. Confused, I asked Dayna what happened. True to form she replied that she didn't know. Then on the kitchen window sill I spotted the evidence. There sat a melted tupperwear container with little charbroiled looking pieces of something. I asked Dayna what she tried eating. She said, "Chicken." Apparently she attempted microwaving chicken and the microwave put it on for 1 hour instead of one minute.

This is why Kristin won't leave Dayna alone with the microwave. She's much better with a frying pan and some tortillas and cheese. The kid makes a great quesadilla!

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